Tuesday, July 13, 2010
{} heyheyhey 08S62!!!!!!! Well, Sicheng's here to perform CPR on this blog. yep so let's all revive this dead blog!For something lively, I'll just share extremely hilarious jokes which I collated from a variety of magazines(: LOVE THE JOKE SECTION!
scene: Christmas gift exchange. every child gets the name of another child to exchange gifts.
mum: hey, you got Christopher's name for Christmas!
child(looking concerned): So...will everyone start calling me Christopher from now onwards?
as seen on label: Safety ladder-use at your own risk.
man looking desperately for parking space: Oh please, God just give me a parking place and I promise to be faithful to my wife from today onwards!!!!!!
Parking lot miraculously appears.
man: oh God, nevermind, I already found it.
"I used to hit the snooze button the alarm clock every morning, until I decided to put a mousetrap beside it."
" life sucks. Last month I just lent my friend $50000 for plastic surgery, and the problem is, I totally have no idea how he looks like now"
person A: When I grow up I'll be a doctor to save the lives of my fellow men.
person B: When I grow up I'll be a lawyer to protect the legal rights of my fellow men".
person C: When I grow up I'll be a baker to make nice pastries for my fellow men."
person D: Oh....then when I grow up I'd better be one of the fellow men.
boss: Didn't you tell me you were off yesterday because you had to see your dentist? Then how come I saw you watching a movie with your girlfriend?
employee: Yeah what, my girlfriend is a dentist what!
